I’ve decided that today’s the day to clean out and organize my kitchen pantry…among fourteen other projects that I’ve decided to take on at the last minute (there are fifty or so people coming to my house in a little over 48 hours!!!!)…
So…I don’t really have time to celebrate - BUT IT IS HAPPY WEDNESDAY, SO…
Let’s all pause and take a moment to reflect on what “Happy Wednesday” is really all about - I think it all boils down to one thing:
Good, clean blonde jokes. If you have any, let me know.
Hurray for dumb blondes! Long may they reign and provide material for all of us, everywhere, needing a little comic relief at the expense of someone else - or, in my case, at the expense of my own self.
Have a happy, blonde joke-filled, Wednesday.
Seriously, I’m tapped out in the joke department, and I don’t have time to search for any more today…so, if you know a good one, share it with me.
Have a great one. Peace out!
If you need any help getting ready for Friday just call me!! Love ya-Monica
It is the best I could do!! Happy Wednesday, God Rules!
Blonde Kidnapper Joke
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, ”I’ve kidnapped you.”
She then wrote a note saying,”I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde.” The blonde pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, ”How could you do this to a fellow blonde?’
This is an old one…
A blonde comes in to the hairdresser to get her hair done but she has on a headset. The hairdresser tells her to take the set off so she can work….the blonde refuses…the hairdresser tries to works around the headset but can’t and tells the blonde again to take off the earphones…the blonde does this time but in about a minute the blonde passes out! The hairdresser picks up the the earphones and listens. She hears “breathe in, breathe out, breathe in ……….”
Have a great time with your friends, we’ll see you tonight at our “life group”
Colleen
Thanks, ya’ll for the grins…and the friendship. You all rock - Happy Wednesday!
Love ya, Angie
A blonde walks into a pizza parlor and asks for a large pizza to go. The cashier asks,”would you like that to be 8 or 12 slices?” The blonde responds, “better make it 8–I can’t eat 12″.