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Don’t Taze Me, Bro!

So, there are very few things in life that really scare me…

I faced one today.

I’m not afraid of snakes…grew up in the country, and dealt with them often - so they just don’t scare me.

I’m not afraid of the dark…being home alone….strange foods….trying new things…any animals - even big ones…heights.

One time, Byron and I heard about this guy who was chopping down a tree by himself (not the best idea), and it fell on his arm pinning him to the ground. After enough time went by and he knew he would die if he didn’t do something drastic, he decided to cut his arm off…with a pocket knife. I was horrified, but then Byron said, “You could do that!”.

So, back to what does scare me.

I got on an airplane today. And I left my children at home sick….my baby (he’s 7 now, but still my baby) has a fever. And I not only had to leave them, but had to get on an airplane.

I hate airplanes. I hate flying over the Gulf…too much warm air and wind-sheer possibilities. I hate sitting on the tarmac and breathing stale air. I hate taking off. I hate landing. I hate it when the pilot says that we’ve reached our “cruising altitude”, but he’s decided to leave the seat belt light on because of turbulence. I hate it when you freak out and start screaming at the flight attendant and they taze you, hog-tie you, and throw you in the airplane bathroom…okay, so that hasn’t happened to me…yet, but I would hate it!

Anyway, I faced one of my fears today. And now I’m on the ground…yea!

And my kids are feeling better…yea!

And two bubble baths can erase a multitude of traumas…yea!

So, now to sleep and dream…hopefully dreams that involve no tazers or airplane bathrooms.

Peace out.

Don’t Taze Me, Bro!

So, there are very few things in life that really scare me…

I faced one today.

I’m not afraid of snakes…grew up in the country, and dealt with them often - so they just don’t scare me.

I’m not afraid of the dark…being home alone….strange foods….trying new things…any animals - even big ones…heights.

One time, Byron and I heard about this guy who was chopping down a tree by himself (not the best idea), and it fell on his arm pinning him to the ground. After enough time went by and he knew he would die if he didn’t do something drastic, he decided to cut his arm off…with a pocket knife. I was horrified, but then Byron said, “You could do that!”.

So, back to what does scare me.

I got on an airplane today. And I left my children at home sick….my baby (he’s 7 now, but still my baby) has a fever. And I not only had to leave them, but had to get on an airplane.

I hate airplanes. I hate flying over the Gulf…too much warm air and wind-sheer possibilities. I hate sitting on the tarmac and breathing stale air. I hate taking off. I hate landing. I hate it when the pilot says that we’ve reached our “cruising altitude”, but he’s decided to leave the seat belt light on because of turbulence. I hate it when you freak out and start screaming at the flight attendant and they taze you, hog-tie you, and throw you in the airplane bathroom…okay, so that hasn’t happened to me…yet, but I would hate it!

Anyway, I faced one of my fears today. And now I’m on the ground…yea!

And my kids are feeling better…yea!

And two bubble baths can erase a multitude of traumas…yea!

So, now to sleep and dream…hopefully dreams that involve no tazers or airplane bathrooms.

Peace out.

The Remains of the Day

This will have to be short and sweet - so much to do…I’ll probably be up late. Why do I have to be such a procrastinator? Why? Why? Why? Oh well, it is what it is, so….

We’re going to the Big “D” this week…(that’s Dallas, around here), and I have so much to do before we go.

This morning was good. We sang “The Stand” - I love that song. It’s like an anthem…it gives me strength. I needed that today.

The message was great - an intro to our “UFC - Ultimate Family Challenge” series. Family issues are universal. I know it’s going to be helpful to all of us. Our Sundays in the theater continue to be awesome…I love seeing the faces of all the people who just keep coming….

Well, I need to go put on another load of laundry and …well, a zillion other things. So….

Peace out.

Falling in Love Again…

I’ve been thinking today about the things that make me smile. Saturday seems like a great day to think about things like that. So, here goes:

  • I love it when I don’t have to be pretty.
  • I love dressing up and getting all sparkly on a Wednesday…for no reason.
  • I love clean sheet of paper - the way it looks and feels…full of possibility.
  • I love it when my daughters want to borrow something of mine to wear.
  • I love it when I say to Byron, “Sorry the house is a mess - I’m cleaning it today.”, and he says, “I don’t care about that - if you’re in the house I don’t see anything else.”
  • I love the feeling of a little boy’s hand in mine.
  • I love the Florida sky at dusk - when it’s all pink and teal and changing…it’s like a present every day.
  • I love the sound of water…it’s like music to me.
  • I love the way my dogs don’t care about anything but being with me - no matter what I look like or what kind of mood I’m in.
  • I love the way my mic feels in my hand on Sundays…it feels like home.
  • I love a clean bathroom.
  • I love newly washed, 800 thread-count sheets.
  • I love the way hot coffee feels in my hands when I’m chilly…and I’m usually chilly ’til I drink my coffee…so, it works out well.
  • I love words…the sound of them, the meaning of them - a purposely and thoughtfully turned phrase is spectacular.
  • I love the way old books smell.
  • I love it when people act surprised to hear that I’m a pastor’s wife…
  • I love seeing people realize for the first time that God really loves them…more than any person has ever been loved by anyone.
  • I love it when Byron is speaking on Sunday, and he shares a truth from God’s Word and someone says afterward, “How did you know that’s exactly what I’m dealing…it’s like you read my mind.” - and he explains that he didn’t know…but God does. (And he’s reminded that he’s doing what he was born to do).
  • I love being with a friend - a true friend - and not having to be good, or strong…or even appropriate - and knowing they’ll love me anyway.
  • I love the color turquoise.
  • I love hard rock…and opera…and Enya. I love blue grass, Sarah McLachlan, Aerosmith and Chris Tomlin. I love Dolly Parton and Axel Rose - I love eighties hair bands and punk rock. I love Hillsong United and Johnny Cash. I love Mozart and Nickelback…and (this could go on all day).
  • I love a wool sweater in the winter…even if it’s only 65.
  • I love quiet…and I love noise.
  • I love roses…and pretty weeds that my son picked for his mommy.
  • I love it when my eyelids and toes are sparkly.
  • I love it when I wear sunglasses and a ball-cap and someone says, “Oh, it’s you…I didn’t recognize you!”.
  • I love my family.
  • I love it when it’s Saturday and there’s a ton to do, but my family lets me sit for a while and make a random list of things that I love…

…I’m sure I’ll think of a zillion more the minute I hit “publish”, but I have miles to go before I sleep - so….

Peace.