So, Happy Wednesday. Happy, happy Wednesday…At this juncture, I don’t really have anything more to say. I’m looking for a good Yoga class - one that doesn’t encourage or tolerate pointing and laughing at…hmm…like really tall, clutzy blondes who were, at one time, very flexible and fluid, but now…not so much. That’s the kind of class I’m looking for…the kind of class where no one ever yells or says “feel the burn” or “No pain, no gain!” or “How did you let yourself get in this shape?” or “Did I see you at the ice cream shop ordering a caramel sundae with rum raisin ice cream? Do you really think that was the wisest choice…?”….blah de blahh blahh… I’m looking for the kind of class with no judgements…only love - how else can I possibly hope to ever achieve the inverted lotus position unless I am inundated with softly spoken words of affirmation…and the music of Enya!
A really cute Yoga outfit and bag wouldn’t hurt either…
I think I will heal faster and get in touch with my “inner chee”…,or whatever, a whole lot sooner if only I can look really cute whilst doing it! 
Loads of affirmation, cute attire, and beautiful music…oh yeah, and some semblance of a moderate work out…that’s what I’m looking for in my dream Yoga class. Maybe I should just start my own and be the instructor! I would make everyone in my class feel so much better about themselves - and isn’t that what it’s all about anyway: helping my fellowman/woman feel better! Sounds good to me. Everyone wins…well, except for the whole getting healthier and more “in shape” thing…
Anyway, Happy Wednesday.
Peace. (said in a very nonthreatening, affirming tone and with a very pleasant expression… )
Yes! Start a yoga class. You’d be like the best teach ever!
I agree with Jessy and I would totally join your class!
I think you should start a Pilates class in your home and invite Dr. M to do a holistic health class. Then you and the whole class would feel great.
I took the stretching class. Most everyone was over 50! But, I loved it. It was the only class I never sweat in! Honestly, I just like to watch in on TV. Isn’t that enough?
Y’all all crack me up…although, I think I should be offended that you think I would make a “great” teacher…
I just might turn into a drill sargeant, you know - and scream and spit and stuff…you never know!
Oh yeah, Happy Wednesday…and Peace.
Angie, I was going to suggest that the only place you’ll find a yoga class like the one you’re describing would be in your living room, but I see you beat me to the suggestion by suggesting it yourself! Wow, I have a remarkable ability to state the obvious.
Anyhoo, you could invite that Simmonds guy who wears pink striped shorts to be the “affirming” instructor (though I can’t promise that he won’t yell in his little girl voice).