So…

…I’m just in the mood to write - mainly because then I don’t have to do something else.  We bought helmets yesterday - I thought I was going to have to look in the “Juniors” section to fit my head.  I do think I need to “bedazzle” around the “Harley Davidson” on the back….hmmm.  I’m thinking that a ton of swarovski crystals would protect my head EVEN MORE!

We did go for a spin…I think I should’ve been terrified, but I was strangely calm.  Maybe because I’ve lived a full life - and I’ve made my peace with everything.  Besides, I constantly feel on the brink of utter disaster anyway…so nbd.

I love the Harley store.  I’m extremely “old school” when it comes to the bikes - I love the classic Harley look with lots of chrome and leather.  But, they could use some help with their fashion/clothing…they definitely need MORE CUTE and sparkle!!  …and they could start a “purse dog” line as well, but I digress.
I guess I should keep my phone close-by just in case H-D calls for my advice…Seriously, I think I could take them to a whole new level!  They would never know what hit them!

I am starting to feel like my life is very oxymoronical (no hate, please) - I mean, I eat organic foods and take supplements…well, a whole lot of stinkin’ supplements, and I even exercise…on occasion - and then I jump on the back of a 1000 pound hunk of burning hot steel and race down the street with nothing between myself and the asphalt but some swarovski crystals!!!!!

But, that’s my life…metaphorically speaking:  ONE GIGANTIC OXYMORON!!

and I’m okay with it…I think.

Oh well,  “peace out” either way.