So, I’m not writing my Sunday “Remains of the Day” yet since we haven’t been able to connect with our families for the “Feed the Families Christmas Project”…I’m still holding out hope that we’ll get to do it today.
I’m not well again…probably just a little bug…don’t have time for it, so I’m just going to live in denial a little longer - and make the stock holders of Advil, Sudafed, Primatine Mist, and Starbucks double shots a little richer……oh yeah, and Puff’s tissues, too! 
I also have several trees to put up and decorate….and that will be just the beginning of the holiday mayhem that will ensue….
But, back to our families that we’ve adopted for Christmas….I really need to connect with them….bad……I’m having a hard time focusing on anything else (There’s a name for it. It has an “O”, a “C” and a “D” in it….). I hope they’re ready, cuz I’m coming like a Mack truck….wearing glitter!
Anyway, I’ll report back as soon as I can about how that’s going…
Meanwhile, I think I’ll go write another book - maybe this one will be about the pretty colors you can see whilst leading worship on all of the said medication aforementioned by said “OCD” pastor’s wives who wear glitter to distract from the dark circles under their eyes…..
Okay, now I don’t even understand my own self - maybe I should lay off the Starbucks for a while…
Maybe…
I’ll check back later.
Consider yourself warned….peace out!
Forgive me for being so absent lately….
I started putting together a little book of poems, photography and journal excerpts from 2007…
It’s a little like closure for me - finally putting to rest a difficult time in my journey….which was the reason I started blogging in the first place.
Anyway, I finished it today….
You can check it out Here: (”Becoming…a personal journey toward passion and peace”)
Thanks for continuing to read…even when I’ve been so hard to find lately. It means a lot to me…..
Peace..
God Loves Blondes
A blonde finds herself
in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she’s in dire
financial straits. She’s so desperate that she decides to ask God for
help. She begins to pray…”God, please help me. I’ve lost my business
and if I don’t get some money, I’m going to lose my house as well.
Please let me win the Lotto.”
Lotto night comes, and somebody
else wins it. She again prays…”God, please let me win the Lotto! I’ve
lost my business, my house and I’m going to lose my car as well.”
Lotto
night comes and she still has no luck. Once again, she prays…”My God,
why have You forsaken me? I’ve lost my business, my house, and my car.
My children are starving. I don’t often ask You for help, and I have
always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the Lotto just
this one time so I can get my life back in order.”
Suddenly
there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is
overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself…”Sweetheart, work with Me on
this… Buy a ticket”
Hope you feel the love!
…and here’s a cute one in light of the approaching holidays:
Blondes Getting Christmas Tree
There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, “I’m
chopping down the next tree I see. I don’t care whether it’s decorated or not!”
Happy Wednesday!
Peace.
…maybe you should just post another BLONDE JOKE!
Q: A one armed blonde is hanging from a tree. How can you make her fall?
A: You wave at her!
Hey, that one’s kind of mean….but, at least that blonde is friendly!!
But, I’ll give this joke thing “another chance”:
“Another Chance”:
One day a big group of blondes met in New York to show the world that blondes aren’t dumb.
They begged: “Ask any of us any question, and we will show you that we’re not dumb.”
The group caught the attention of a passer by, who volunteered to ask them some questions. He climbed up on a car and randomly picked a blonde out of the crowd.
She got up on the car too and the man asked: “What is the first month of the year?”
The blonde responded: “November?”
“Nope,” said the man. At this point the crowd began to chant, “Give her another chance, give her another chance.”
So the man asked: “What is the capital of the U.S.A ?”
The blonde responded: “Paris?”
So the crowd began chanting again: “Give her another chance, give her another chance.”
The man said: “Okay, but this is the last one. What is one plus one?”
The blonde replied: “Two?”
“Give her another chance, Give her another chance.” screamed the crowd.
See, we blondes are a friendly and generous bunch!
Have a great evening….
Peace.
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