Couch Potato Yoga Master

(Actually I can’t remember the exact title I received…Yoga “Master”…”Teacher….”Trainer……oh well the point is:)

So, in the same session on the Wii fit, I received both the titles “Couch Potato” and “Yoga Master”…..as well as the conflicting report of being “unrankable” in one skill and “your body is very flexible” in another….

Apparently, I can’t get out of the way of a huge shoe being hurled at my head, but I can achieve quite a “Zen State” in touch with many levels of my chahkra - although said “Zen State” is difficult to maintain whilst being PUMMELED BY A SHOE!!!….I’m just sayin’!

Anyway, this new “path to inner balance” via the Wii fit is:

STRESSING ME OUT!!…but, oddly calming at the same time - I think, perhaps, because this level of dichotomy is so very familiar……

I am both a Couch Potato and a Yoga Master….and I embrace both halves of myself as they come together in perfect….insanity!

…..so there you go and there you are!

I’m just sayin’.

Peace…….

2 Responses to “Couch Potato Yoga Master”


  1. 1 Colleen

    I have Wii fit….. I took an instant dislike to the thing when, after being weighted on the balance board, it made my avatar fat!
    True it looked more like me but that’s not the point. I need to move it into the bedroom because I realized everyone that comes around our corner can see me through the french doors. UGH!
    Congratulations on your detox success, keep up the good work.

  2. 2 Dawn

    Oh.my.gosh. This would be so much funnier if it didn’t sound like my life. One minute I’m one of the most health conscious, balanced people you could ever find and the next I’m sitting my bottom on the couch with my hand in a bag of chips. I’ve finally come to the conclusion that balance is impossible for me to achieve ON MY OWN! But little by little, God is teaching me and making me let go of the old crap. Blessings!

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