The flower pots on my front porch have been looking lonely and sad for the past several months due to the strange weather here in the “Sunshine State” - but, for the past couple of weeks Spring has begun to fight its way back in…
So, soon I’ll get my hands dirty and transform those sad pots into beautiful little pots of Spring.
And in honor of my beloved flower pots and the return Springtime, I’ve decided to bring a little happy back!
I’ve mentioned recently how much I adored and now miss my “Happy Wednesdays”, so…
Happy, Happy Wednesday!! 
And when I think of Wednesdays, I naturally think of FUN THINGS - and what could be funner than…
A GOOD BLONDE JOKE!?! (and I am not talking about myself, thank you! - that would be called a “walking blonde joke”!)
…but I digress.
- Did you hear about the blonde who plugged her power strip back into itself to save electricity?
- Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? Because she was trying to make up her mind.
- A blonde was driving down the highway when she read a sign saying, “Clean Restrooms Next 10 Miles.” She was really late for her appointment since there were 26 restrooms to clean.
- Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken.
- What do you call an eternity? Four blondes at a four way stop.
Ha Ha…Takes one to know one, I suppose!
Anyway, have a happy Wednesday - And, please feel free to send me your best blonde joke with a few qualifiers:
- It’s difficult to find ones that I’ve not heard before (goes with the territory, I guess )
- PLEASE PLEASE THEY HAVE TO BE “G” RATED!!
- They really need to be very very short for this kind of forum.
Have a beautiful one!
Peace.
Oh I love that the blonde jokes are back!
They are oh so funny…and I’m also equally as glad that spring time is here!
Monica
Yeah, it seems only fair that a cute and tiny brunette would enjoy the misery of a bunch of blondes….I’m just sayin’
ok- so i wrote “Happy Wednesday” on your wall before i knew that you were “bringin’ happy back”
…i guess it’s that “blogging bond” or somethin’…
i can’t think of any blonde jokes right now…but if i find any, i’ll come back and post them. can’t promise though…because lately i’ve been “bringin’ lazy back” when it comes to anything blog related.
anyway…
this post made me smile. i love the pictures! ♥
Alison,
I noticed that too! Thanks for the “Happy Wednesday” wishes - need them these days…btw, can totally relate to the “bringin’ lazy back” feeling! (Why you gotta read my journal ;-))
I’ll look forward to reading the jokes you come up with……hey, you’re pretty blonde your own self….hmmm……
Its happy Wednesday for me because my favorite blonde is blogging again.
Love the blonde jokes! Jim said I’m a natual blonde for life…
Colleen,
Yep…..once a blonde always a blonde!
Cyndi,
You are so sweet - and it’s not just because you have “Disney” in front of your name that I love you!