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Speaking of Blonde Jokes…

…I don’t have one today, but since it’s “Happy Wednesday”, I’ll just tell you this:

A.)

Kayleigh and I found a nest with some beautiful blue eggs in it:

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Then, we saw the Mommy bird:

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And I proceeded to tell Kayleigh how I hope the Mommy bird will bring a worm for her eggs…

She just looked at me puzzled (the brunette side knowing that wasn’t quite right, but being my daughter, she couldn’t quite put her finger on why). :-)  Then, I said, “No, she won’t bring a worm……it’s way too late in the day for her babies to eat!”

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B.)

Then,

Byron and I were sitting on the front porch admiring my newly planted flowers in my beloved flower pots.  And I began to tell him how I was going to have to transplant the lavender since it was growing too tall and blocking the red geraniums!

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And as I was going on and on about how I was going to move the offending lavender to the other side of the pot…behind the red geraniums….

Byron just got up from the rocking chair and:

TURNED THE FLOWER POTS AROUND!

picture-161 Happy Wednesday! :-)

(And to those other Blondes out there - keep reading it, it will make sense eventually…)

Peace.

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angiebledsoe
on April 21, 2010
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Happy Wednesday

So, I got to spend some time at the Apple Store - with a Starbuck in my hand…so, all in all, a Happy Wednesday! :-)

Here’s a cute joke in honor of the day:

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box and, again, opened it and slammed it shut again.  Angrily, back into the house she went!

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is!…”

“My stupid computer keeps saying, ‘YOU’VE GOT MAIL!’”

HA HA!

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That joke reminds me of when I used to use a PC…my Mac just gets me (I’m sure Apple would be thrilled with the endorsement!!).

Anyway, have a great one.

Peace.

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angiebledsoe
on April 14, 2010
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I’m Bringin’ Happy Back!

The flower pots on my front porch have been looking lonely and sad for the past several months due to the strange weather here in the “Sunshine State” - but, for the past couple of weeks Spring has begun to fight its way back in…

So, soon I’ll get my hands dirty and transform those sad pots into beautiful little pots of Spring.

And in honor of my beloved flower pots and the return Springtime, I’ve decided to bring a little happy back!

I’ve mentioned recently how much I adored and now miss my “Happy Wednesdays”, so…

Happy, Happy Wednesday!! :-)

And when I think of Wednesdays, I naturally think of FUN THINGS - and what could be funner than…

A GOOD BLONDE JOKE!?!  (and I am not talking about myself, thank you! - that would be called a “walking blonde joke”!)

…but I digress.

  • Did you hear about the blonde who plugged her power strip back into itself to save electricity?
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  • Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?  Because she was trying to make up her mind.
  • A blonde was driving down the highway when she read a sign saying, “Clean Restrooms Next 10 Miles.” She was really late for her appointment since there were 26 restrooms to clean.
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  • Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?  They think their picture is being taken.
  • What do you call an eternity?  Four blondes at a four way stop.
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Ha Ha…Takes one to know one, I suppose!

Anyway, have a happy Wednesday - And, please feel free to send me your best blonde joke with a few qualifiers:

  1. It’s difficult to find ones that I’ve not heard before (goes with the territory, I guess :-) )
  2. PLEASE PLEASE THEY HAVE TO BE “G” RATED!!
  3. They really need to be very very short for this kind of forum.

Have a beautiful one!

Peace.

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angiebledsoe
on March 24, 2010
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God Loves Blondes…

God Loves Blondes

A blonde finds herself
in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she’s in dire
financial straits. She’s so desperate that she decides to ask God for
help. She begins to pray…”God, please help me. I’ve lost my business
and if I don’t get some money, I’m going to lose my house as well.
Please let me win the Lotto.”

Lotto night comes, and somebody
else wins it. She again prays…”God, please let me win the Lotto! I’ve
lost my business, my house and I’m going to lose my car as well.”

Lotto
night comes and she still has no luck. Once again, she prays…”My God,
why have You forsaken me? I’ve lost my business, my house, and my car.
My children are starving. I don’t often ask You for help, and I have
always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the Lotto just
this one time so I can get my life back in order.”

Suddenly
there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is
overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself…”Sweetheart, work with Me on
this… Buy a ticket”

Hope you feel the love!

…and here’s a cute one in light of the approaching holidays:

Blondes Getting Christmas Tree

There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, “I’m
chopping down the next tree I see. I don’t care whether it’s decorated or not!”

Happy Wednesday!

Peace.

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angiebledsoe
on November 19, 2008
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