(Actually I can’t remember the exact title I received…Yoga “Master”…”Teacher….”Trainer……oh well the point is:)

So, in the same session on the Wii fit, I received both the titles “Couch Potato” and “Yoga Master”…..as well as the conflicting report of being “unrankable” in one skill and “your body is very flexible” in another….

Apparently, I can’t get out of the way of a huge shoe being hurled at my head, but I can achieve quite a “Zen State” in touch with many levels of my chahkra - although said “Zen State” is difficult to maintain whilst being PUMMELED BY A SHOE!!!….I’m just sayin’!

Anyway, this new “path to inner balance” via the Wii fit is:

STRESSING ME OUT!!…but, oddly calming at the same time - I think, perhaps, because this level of dichotomy is so very familiar……

I am both a Couch Potato and a Yoga Master….and I embrace both halves of myself as they come together in perfect….insanity!

…..so there you go and there you are!

I’m just sayin’.

Peace…….