…I don’t have one today, but since it’s “Happy Wednesday”, I’ll just tell you this:
A.)
Kayleigh and I found a nest with some beautiful blue eggs in it:
Then, we saw the Mommy bird:
And I proceeded to tell Kayleigh how I hope the Mommy bird will bring a worm for her eggs…
She just looked at me puzzled (the brunette side knowing that wasn’t quite right, but being my daughter, she couldn’t quite put her finger on why). :-) Then, I said, “No, she won’t bring a worm……it’s way too late in the day for her babies to eat!”
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B.)
Then,
Byron and I were sitting on the front porch admiring my newly planted flowers in my beloved flower pots. And I began to tell him how I was going to have to transplant the lavender since it was growing too tall and blocking the red geraniums!
And as I was going on and on about how I was going to move the offending lavender to the other side of the pot…behind the red geraniums….
Byron just got up from the rocking chair and:
TURNED THE FLOWER POTS AROUND!
Happy Wednesday! 
(And to those other Blondes out there - keep reading it, it will make sense eventually…)
Peace.
The flower pots on my front porch have been looking lonely and sad for the past several months due to the strange weather here in the “Sunshine State” - but, for the past couple of weeks Spring has begun to fight its way back in…
So, soon I’ll get my hands dirty and transform those sad pots into beautiful little pots of Spring.
And in honor of my beloved flower pots and the return Springtime, I’ve decided to bring a little happy back!
I’ve mentioned recently how much I adored and now miss my “Happy Wednesdays”, so…
Happy, Happy Wednesday!!
And when I think of Wednesdays, I naturally think of FUN THINGS - and what could be funner than…
A GOOD BLONDE JOKE!?! (and I am not talking about myself, thank you! - that would be called a “walking blonde joke”!)
…but I digress.
- Did you hear about the blonde who plugged her power strip back into itself to save electricity?
- Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? Because she was trying to make up her mind.
- A blonde was driving down the highway when she read a sign saying, “Clean Restrooms Next 10 Miles.” She was really late for her appointment since there were 26 restrooms to clean.
- Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken.
- What do you call an eternity? Four blondes at a four way stop.
Ha Ha…Takes one to know one, I suppose!
Anyway, have a happy Wednesday - And, please feel free to send me your best blonde joke with a few qualifiers:
- It’s difficult to find ones that I’ve not heard before (goes with the territory, I guess )
- PLEASE PLEASE THEY HAVE TO BE “G” RATED!!
- They really need to be very very short for this kind of forum.
Have a beautiful one!
Peace.
…maybe you should just post another BLONDE JOKE!
Q: A one armed blonde is hanging from a tree. How can you make her fall?
A: You wave at her!
Hey, that one’s kind of mean….but, at least that blonde is friendly!!
But, I’ll give this joke thing “another chance”:
“Another Chance”:
One day a big group of blondes met in New York to show the world that blondes aren’t dumb.
They begged: “Ask any of us any question, and we will show you that we’re not dumb.”
The group caught the attention of a passer by, who volunteered to ask them some questions. He climbed up on a car and randomly picked a blonde out of the crowd.
She got up on the car too and the man asked: “What is the first month of the year?”
The blonde responded: “November?”
“Nope,” said the man. At this point the crowd began to chant, “Give her another chance, give her another chance.”
So the man asked: “What is the capital of the U.S.A ?”
The blonde responded: “Paris?”
So the crowd began chanting again: “Give her another chance, give her another chance.”
The man said: “Okay, but this is the last one. What is one plus one?”
The blonde replied: “Two?”
“Give her another chance, Give her another chance.” screamed the crowd.
See, we blondes are a friendly and generous bunch!
Have a great evening….
Peace.
I was reading Blonde Jokes today - remembering how I used to post the ones I thought were funny…until I ran out of clean ones…
…anyway…
So, I found the following joke and read it to Kayleigh:
“Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.
As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying “Disney World Left!”
After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said “Oh well!” and started driving back home.”
So, Kayleigh thought for a second and said,
“I don’t get it! How would they get home by turning left??”
Good thing Byron was in the room or we might still be trying to figure each other….and the blonde jokes out!
….and that is what happens when a brunette is raised by a TRUE BLONDE!
Peace out, ya’ll!
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