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Just So Ya Know…

I’m still on my Blackberry, so this might take me awhile…

Here’s a few of my thoughts(pros ‘n cons) from the morning:

#1 - “Getting my fix”:
CON:
Since riding a Harley and drinking coffee doesn’t mix well - a person must try to guzzle a steaming latte in 8.5 minutes or less - without losing all of her tastebuds through a horrific burning incident…

PRO:
A “Triple Tall - 3 Splenda Latte is easier to drink fast, costs less and contains the same amount of caffeine as my usual “Triple Venti”…as to the burning part - well, let’s just say I won’t be tasting anything for the foreseeable future…

#2 - “Beethoven Biker”:

PRO:
Byron, having pity on me because of my said burnt tongue asked what kind of music I would prefer while riding the bike - I said “classical” - he, being sweet, obliged…classical violin concerto ensued…

CON:
Being unfamiliar with this bike, we had to sit @ 2 different intersections, serenaded by violins…on a Harley…in Texas!!!

#3 - “Cowboy Harley”:

PRO:
75 mph on bike feels like 100 mph in a car…

CON:
80 mph on a bike feels like 150…on a bicycle!!

#4 - “Rude Awakening”:
PRO:
Southeast Texas is full of wide open spaces, so one can really ride…FAST!

CON:
Because of the heat and storms, Southeast Texas is ALSO full of road-work…and POTHOLES!!

#5 - “…and I will speak of it!”:

CON:
When one hits a pothole on a bike @ excessive rates of speed - and “one’s” blonde wife already has a hyrniated spine - one will not hear the end of it!

PRO:
When said blonde speaks of it - and she will speak of it! - she will sound like a really cool “biker chic” talking about her motorcycle “injury”!

And, now I can add carpel tunnel syndrome to my list for the day from typing this blog on my Blackberry…with my darn “Bon Qui Qui” nails…

So…

Peace to the out!

I was just thinking…

So…

…I’m just in the mood to write - mainly because then I don’t have to do something else.  We bought helmets yesterday - I thought I was going to have to look in the “Juniors” section to fit my head.  I do think I need to “bedazzle” around the “Harley Davidson” on the back….hmmm.  I’m thinking that a ton of swarovski crystals would protect my head EVEN MORE!

We did go for a spin…I think I should’ve been terrified, but I was strangely calm.  Maybe because I’ve lived a full life - and I’ve made my peace with everything.  Besides, I constantly feel on the brink of utter disaster anyway…so nbd.

I love the Harley store.  I’m extremely “old school” when it comes to the bikes - I love the classic Harley look with lots of chrome and leather.  But, they could use some help with their fashion/clothing…they definitely need MORE CUTE and sparkle!!  …and they could start a “purse dog” line as well, but I digress. :-)
I guess I should keep my phone close-by just in case H-D calls for my advice…Seriously, I think I could take them to a whole new level!  They would never know what hit them!

I am starting to feel like my life is very oxymoronical (no hate, please) - I mean, I eat organic foods and take supplements…well, a whole lot of stinkin’ supplements, and I even exercise…on occasion - and then I jump on the back of a 1000 pound hunk of burning hot steel and race down the street with nothing between myself and the asphalt but some swarovski crystals!!!!!

But, that’s my life…metaphorically speaking:  ONE GIGANTIC OXYMORON!!

and I’m okay with it…I think.

Oh well,  “peace out” either way.

Knock, Knock, Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door…

It’s being delivered to our house any time:  Byron’s new toy - a sweet Harley “Fat Boy” with blue and silver flames (Dallas colors, of course!).

So, this is a fair-warning to the C3 band members (especially John L.):

I’M LIVING ON THE EDGE NOW SO PRACTICE UP!!!!

This is your reminder that - as per my wishes - both Van Halen’sEruption” (greatest guitar work EVER!) and Guns ‘N RosesSweet Child O’ Mine” are to be played at my funeral….

So…get to work!  I think I’m on the doorstep and my guardian angel is rolling his eyes!

Consider yourself warned!!!

Peace out.