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Pepto, Haagen-Dazs, and Naptime…

Is it bad to drink Pepto-Bismol right from the bottle like it’s a coke?

Well, that’s what I’ve been doing since yesterday. Evidently, I’ve picked up some kind of stomach bug…

…and since I’m morally opposed to vomiting under any and all circumstances, I’m just left to suffer for days. But, I like the taste of Pepto-Bismol, so at least that’s something.

I don’t even feel like drinking my Starbucks…I am drinking it…I just don’t feel like drinking it. Everything just tastes like Pepto-Bismol anyway…

I really need to get better - I have so much to do. There’s still a ton to do with moving out of the old house…I’ve seriously neglected my emails…I think my friends have given up on me…and the whole “working out” thing - well, when I said I’m bringing lazy back, I meant it.

But, I’m going to see my German doctor in a little while, so I’m sure I’ll be feeling better soon. Of course, he’s going to chide me on my poor eating habits and quote scripture to me about how my body is a temple…

Oh well, I deserve it.

By the way, Haagen-Dazs makes a phenom ice cream called “Caramel Cone”…it’s to die for (just don’t tell my doctor). :-)
You know how they say “You’ve made your bed, now you have to lie in it”? Well, I’m taking that literally, so I’m gonna take a nap now…

Peace out.

I’m Bringing Lazy Back….

I went running tonight. Well, actually, running/walking…actually, running/walking/weaving/heaving/trying not to hurl….ing…

I think I’m in trouble. I think that 5K is going to be…well, a catastrophe. Maybe I could go ahead and schedule the flu…or getting Ecoli. It could happen, I eat a lot of spinach!!

I think the problem is that I was made for sprinting…like the 100 yard dash! Whatever happened to the 100 yard dash? Now there’s a sport I could really train for! I still think I should start my own “K”…the 1/4 K (and if the font is leading you astray, that’s NOT a single 4K, but one-fourth of a K!). Seriously, I think it could be the next big thing!

I think I need to go eat some spinach…just in case! I DO feel quite flu-like, but I better save it for a couple of weeks…otherwise I’ll “recover” too soon…just in time for the…you-know-what.

Okay, so Survivor Man is eating raw seal meat…now I really feel “flu-like”. At least he doesn’t have to run a 5K!!!! Wimp! But I digress…

It’s Friday night…don’t most couples go out to a nice dinner on Friday night? Our “date” included Byron saying inane things like “Just a little further!” and “You can do it” and things like that…some nerve! He did say that I looked cute in my running outfit…so I guess I’ll forgive him. :-)
Anyway, so I think I’m bringing lazy back into fashion…

Seriously!

Peace.

I’m Bringing Lazy Back….

I went running tonight. Well, actually, running/walking…actually, running/walking/weaving/heaving/trying not to hurl….ing…

I think I’m in trouble. I think that 5K is going to be…well, a catastrophe. Maybe I could go ahead and schedule the flu…or getting Ecoli. It could happen, I eat a lot of spinach!!

I think the problem is that I was made for sprinting…like the 100 yard dash! Whatever happened to the 100 yard dash? Now there’s a sport I could really train for! I still think I should start my own “K”…the 1/4 K (and if the font is leading you astray, that’s NOT a single 4K, but one-fourth of a K!). Seriously, I think it could be the next big thing!

I think I need to go eat some spinach…just in case! I DO feel quite flu-like, but I better save it for a couple of weeks…otherwise I’ll “recover” too soon…just in time for the…you-know-what.

Okay, so Survivor Man is eating raw seal meat…now I really feel “flu-like”. At least he doesn’t have to run a 5K!!!! Wimp! But I digress…

It’s Friday night…don’t most couples go out to a nice dinner on Friday night? Our “date” included Byron saying inane things like “Just a little further!” and “You can do it” and things like that…some nerve! He did say that I looked cute in my running outfit…so I guess I’ll forgive him. :-)
Anyway, so I think I’m bringing lazy back into fashion…

Seriously!

Peace.

So it’s finally Friday

It’s Friday.

I slept too long, and now have too much to do.

Leigh Ann says her brain is on Spring Break…maybe that’s my problem.

I really should be running…since the 5K is still coming…but, instead, I had cinnamon/raisin toast with cheese on it for breakfast. Something tells me that my “training” has gotten a little off schedule…it’s gone a little awry.

I think my real problem is that I haven’t had my coffee yet - Although, I’m beginning to think there’s not enough coffee in the world!

Oh well, maybe I just need to take a nap.

It is Friday, after all….

Peace out.