…maybe you should just post another BLONDE JOKE!
Q: A one armed blonde is hanging from a tree. How can you make her fall?
A: You wave at her!
Hey, that one’s kind of mean….but, at least that blonde is friendly!! 
But, I’ll give this joke thing “another chance”:
“Another Chance”:
One day a big group of blondes met in New York to show the world that blondes aren’t dumb.
They begged: “Ask any of us any question, and we will show you that we’re not dumb.”
The group caught the attention of a passer by, who volunteered to ask them some questions. He climbed up on a car and randomly picked a blonde out of the crowd.
She got up on the car too and the man asked: “What is the first month of the year?”
The blonde responded: “November?”
“Nope,” said the man. At this point the crowd began to chant, “Give her another chance, give her another chance.”
So the man asked: “What is the capital of the U.S.A ?”
The blonde responded: “Paris?”
So the crowd began chanting again: “Give her another chance, give her another chance.”
The man said: “Okay, but this is the last one. What is one plus one?”
The blonde replied: “Two?”
“Give her another chance, Give her another chance.” screamed the crowd.
See, we blondes are a friendly and generous bunch!
Have a great evening….
Peace.
I was reading Blonde Jokes today - remembering how I used to post the ones I thought were funny…until I ran out of clean ones…
…anyway…
So, I found the following joke and read it to Kayleigh:
“Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.
As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying “Disney World Left!”
After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said “Oh well!” and started driving back home.”
So, Kayleigh thought for a second and said,
“I don’t get it! How would they get home by turning left??”
Good thing Byron was in the room or we might still be trying to figure each other….and the blonde jokes out!
….and that is what happens when a brunette is raised by a TRUE BLONDE!
Peace out, ya’ll!
So, I have a passionate obsession with the sky! Especially at dusk when it turns all “lavender/vanilla”:
- my lavender/vanilla sky!
A little while ago I wrote this post about my Bohemian roots….
And as I was continuing my Czechoslovakia research, I came across this pic of Prague with it’s beautiful sky:
- Pastel Dusk in Prague
….looks familiar to me somehow - no wonder I love living here in “The Park” and watching the Florida sky change. Some things are just in your blood…..even if you don’t know it!
Peace to you!
…would have to be:
1). I am frequently given to giving in to “peer pressure”….apparently!!
So, some of my dear friends Amanda and Alison have recently written posts entitled “Random Things About Me” - and I want, so badly, to be like them . Of course, upon further reflection, I realized that almost all of my posts could be titled “Random Things About Me”….so I’m thinking it may be redundant - but, here goes:
- I am a complete chameleon, so even the “normal” things about me can seem completely random.
- I frequently complicate the most mundane of thoughts by using large words…that I may or may not be sure of their proper meaning and/or context…but, I digress…
- I frequently digress…and am easily distracted (have been known to be deep into a discussion and forget my point because the sky just looks too pretty)!
- I love watching the sky, am a huge fan of lightening…although I will lecture everyone around me of the dangers of said lightening…especially in Central Florida.
- I frequently lecture those around me with random tid-bits of knowledge that I have gathered…things that I shouldn’t even know, but do somehow - I’m very “Cliff Claven-ish” in that respect.
- I love to watch shows that have been out of prime-time for years (hence my reference to Cliff Claven), then I will watch every episode in order…in perfect OCD fashion.
- “The Office” is probably the only prime-time show I watch every week as it comes on.
- I watched the British version of “The Office” before it ever came to the U.S. - it’s a little racy, though…so I prefer the American version.
- I love British humor…and British murder mysteries…….and tea!
- I love blogging….and my MacBook with the zebra skin….but, get very depressed when my “blog stats” aren’t good.
- I’m very sensitive…most people don’t know this about me - I guess I hide it…or maybe I just get distracted by something random (like a pretty sky) and forget that someone has hurt my feelings……
- Loyalty is the most important quality, to me, in a friend - that and adaptability…well, because who I am can change so frequently, you have to be on your toes to love me anyway.
- I love my friends….and frequently give in to their peer pressure….
…hence, this post!
So, there you go and there you are!
Peace to the out!
(Oh yeah, also: I despise getting my hair cut since they frequently cut it all off even though I beg to the contrary! I got my hair cut this morning…I think I’ll leave you all hanging as to the result! ).
Peace.
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