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If I were a boy…(see former post).
or even mildly less “girlie” -
This may not have happened to me:
You may have to watch it a few times to really grasp the magnitude of my humiliation….
Anyway, I’m not waiting by the phone for any “Draft Pick” calls…..or even “Little League” for the preschool set!
Peace out, people!
(Actually I can’t remember the exact title I received…Yoga “Master”…”Teacher….”Trainer……oh well the point is:)
So, in the same session on the Wii fit, I received both the titles “Couch Potato” and “Yoga Master”…..as well as the conflicting report of being “unrankable” in one skill and “your body is very flexible” in another….
Apparently, I can’t get out of the way of a huge shoe being hurled at my head, but I can achieve quite a “Zen State” in touch with many levels of my chahkra - although said “Zen State” is difficult to maintain whilst being PUMMELED BY A SHOE!!!….I’m just sayin’!
Anyway, this new “path to inner balance” via the Wii fit is:
STRESSING ME OUT!!…but, oddly calming at the same time - I think, perhaps, because this level of dichotomy is so very familiar……
I am both a Couch Potato and a Yoga Master….and I embrace both halves of myself as they come together in perfect….insanity!
…..so there you go and there you are!
I’m just sayin’.
Peace…….
So…
I love my dogs! I have two: an almost 10 year old Sheltie and a 3 & a half pound Maltese.
Both of them are wonderful companions….
But, the men in my life desire MORE…….more testosterone…..more… sheer POUNDAGE!!!
Something like this:
Yeah, I know: “Aawwww…” - this adorable little guy I could totally handle.
But, this…..
….and THIS 
YA’LL REALLY NEED TO START PRAYING FOR ME NOW!!
…Okay, yeah…..
PRAY WITHOUT CEASING…..PLEASE….
Peace out…
Okay, so….I’m apparently extremely shallow…..(please, no exclamations of “duh!” or “and….”)
…anyway, I’m more shallow than I even knew.
Here’s the deal:
I haven’t been great about blogging lately…..for a couple of reasons. The more noble sounding reason is that I haven’t been well, and I grew weary of blogging about how I didn’t feel well. The other…more unseemly reason is that my blog-stats seemed to be tanking…..and the lower they fell, the less I felt like blogging……so….
I know, I know…how shallow! But, it gets worse….
Yesterday, I found out that my blog stats have been incorrect - they are really better….much better than I thought…
So, here I am with a sudden renewed desire to blog…., still feeling just as sick, but blogging….you do the math!
Oh well, I would love to espouse my virtue as a writer…that I write for no other reason save personal expression…a passion for the craft……blah-dee-blah-blah……
And since I am a writer, I could probably convince you of my deepest sincerity…..
But, do not be deceived - I’m nothing more than a shallow blogger looking for approval through the fickle graphs and charts of the “wide world of web”…
That’s me…
My name is Angie, and I just can’t seem to help myself!
So, there you go and there you are.
The first step toward recovery is acknowledging that you have a problem, right?
….I do feel a little better now.
So…peace!
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