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When you don’t know what to blog….

…maybe you should just post another BLONDE JOKE!

Q: A one armed blonde is hanging from a tree. How can you make her fall?
A: You wave at her!

Hey, that one’s kind of mean….but, at least that blonde is friendly!! :-)

But, I’ll give this joke thing “another chance”:

“Another Chance”:

One day a big group of blondes met in New York to show the world that blondes aren’t dumb.
They begged: “Ask any of us any question, and we will show you that we’re not dumb.”

The group caught the attention of a passer by, who volunteered to ask them some questions. He climbed up on a car and randomly picked a blonde out of the crowd.
She got up on the car too and the man asked: “What is the first month of the year?”
The blonde responded: “November?”

“Nope,” said the man. At this point the crowd began to chant, “Give her another chance, give her another chance.”

So the man asked: “What is the capital of the U.S.A ?”
The blonde responded: “Paris?”
So the crowd began chanting again: “Give her another chance, give her another chance.”

The man said: “Okay, but this is the last one. What is one plus one?”
The blonde replied: “Two?”

“Give her another chance, Give her another chance.” screamed the crowd.

See, we blondes are a friendly and generous bunch! :-)

Have a great evening….

Peace.

Just So Ya Know…

I was reading Blonde Jokes today - remembering how I used to post the ones I thought were funny…until I ran out of clean ones…

…anyway…

So, I found the following joke and read it to Kayleigh:

“Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.

As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying “Disney World Left!”

After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said “Oh well!” and started driving back home.”

So, Kayleigh thought for a second and said,

“I don’t get it!  How would they get home by turning left??”

Good thing Byron was in the room or we might still be trying to figure each other….and the blonde jokes out!

….and that is what happens when a brunette is raised by a TRUE BLONDE! :-)

Peace out, ya’ll!

Apparently, I’m not the only one….

There’s a whole website for people like me!

Fun, fun…..

Peace out.

And Another Thing…

So, I have a passionate obsession with the sky!  Especially at dusk when it turns all “lavender/vanilla”:

my lavender/vanilla sky!
my lavender/vanilla sky!

A little while ago I wrote this post about my Bohemian roots….

And as I was continuing my Czechoslovakia research, I came across this pic of Prague with it’s beautiful sky:

Pastel Dusk in Prague
Pastel Dusk in Prague

….looks familiar to me somehow - no wonder I love living here in “The Park” and watching the Florida sky change.  Some things are just in your blood…..even if you don’t know it!

Peace to you!