I’m still on my Blackberry, so this might take me awhile…
Here’s a few of my thoughts(pros ‘n cons) from the morning:
#1 - “Getting my fix”:
CON:
Since riding a Harley and drinking coffee doesn’t mix well - a person must try to guzzle a steaming latte in 8.5 minutes or less - without losing all of her tastebuds through a horrific burning incident…
PRO:
A “Triple Tall - 3 Splenda Latte is easier to drink fast, costs less and contains the same amount of caffeine as my usual “Triple Venti”…as to the burning part - well, let’s just say I won’t be tasting anything for the foreseeable future…
#2 - “Beethoven Biker”:
PRO:
Byron, having pity on me because of my said burnt tongue asked what kind of music I would prefer while riding the bike - I said “classical” - he, being sweet, obliged…classical violin concerto ensued…
CON:
Being unfamiliar with this bike, we had to sit @ 2 different intersections, serenaded by violins…on a Harley…in Texas!!!
#3 - “Cowboy Harley”:
PRO:
75 mph on bike feels like 100 mph in a car…
CON:
80 mph on a bike feels like 150…on a bicycle!!
#4 - “Rude Awakening”:
PRO:
Southeast Texas is full of wide open spaces, so one can really ride…FAST!
CON:
Because of the heat and storms, Southeast Texas is ALSO full of road-work…and POTHOLES!!
#5 - “…and I will speak of it!”:
CON:
When one hits a pothole on a bike @ excessive rates of speed - and “one’s” blonde wife already has a hyrniated spine - one will not hear the end of it!
PRO:
When said blonde speaks of it - and she will speak of it! - she will sound like a really cool “biker chic” talking about her motorcycle “injury”!
And, now I can add carpel tunnel syndrome to my list for the day from typing this blog on my Blackberry…with my darn “Bon Qui Qui” nails…
So…
Peace to the out!







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